Big 'thank you' to Alana, a girl who sent us those jokes. You really helped us, thank you.

 THIS IS REALLY FUNNY¨!!!!

i knew a blonde that was so stupid
that.......


she called me to get my phone number.


she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice box because it said 'concentrate.'


she put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to make up her mind.


she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.


she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


she tried to drown a fish.


she thought a quarterback was a refund.


she got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.


she tripped over a cordless phone.


she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.


 she asked for a price check at the £1
store.


she studied for a blood test.


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.


when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved


when she missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus twise instead.


when she took you to the airport and saw a
sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around
and went home

Heres afew more(nobody sent these.)

 There was a blonde and a brunette who jumped off a building. Which hit the ground first? ( the brunette 'cause the blonde had to ask for directions)

There were two blondes walking down the street. One said to the other"Which is closer, the moon or England?" The other said " don't be daft! You can see the moon but you can't see England!"

 A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.
For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right." 

 There were two blondes walking down a road, each on the opposite side of a river. One said " how do you get to the other side of the river?" The other replied " you're on the other side!"

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